Ironic Trump Fortune Cookies

12 red, white and blue fortune cookies, with satirical gags written by professional comedy writers, packaged in a colorful gift bag.

• 12 ASININE FORTUNES: that blur the line between Confucius and Confusion.
• RED, WHITE AND BLUE COOKIES: the defiant snack that ends up as patriotic duty.
• A GREAT PARTY STARTER: get your gathering off to an outrageous start with twisted messages that will provoke laughter or quite possibly fisticuffs.
• 100% VEGAN: Made with soybeans our farmers can't sell anywhere else!

Sample fortunes include:

“Help. I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory, which is now an ICE detention facility.”

“You will have tremendous luck. Some are saying the best luck. Nobody’s ever seen luck like this.”

Ingredients: These vanilla flavored, vegan cookies are made with enriched wheat flour, water, cane sugar, vegetable shortening, natural & artificial flavors

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